I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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