no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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