Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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