Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
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When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Can vaginas get frostbite?
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It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
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