There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
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Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
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Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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