you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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