We won't sleep together?
And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Randomize
