Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
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you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
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I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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