i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
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