I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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