im gay
i know
yea but for you.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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