I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
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Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
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All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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