I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
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You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
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That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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