TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
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The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
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Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.