whats a polygalesbian?
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
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i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
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So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.