i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
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why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
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Why can't burritos get me drunk
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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