Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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