That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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