new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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