Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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