Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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