How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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