she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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