***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
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so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
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After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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