yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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