She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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