Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
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The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
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He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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