My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
