She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
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