My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
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We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
NoShamevember. You game?
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
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PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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