it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
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I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
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I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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