You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Randomize
