i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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