She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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