this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
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WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
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I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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