Already got asked if we're dating
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
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