what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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