he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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