nut hugger
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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