I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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