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I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
either way he was missing a nipple.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
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