You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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