So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
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i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
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Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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