I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
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The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
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How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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