Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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