woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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