My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
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Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
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Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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