Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
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I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
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I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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