i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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