White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
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