Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
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dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
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I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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