Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
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Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
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I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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