Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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