I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
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Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
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There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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